001. [Accidental Video]
Aug. 28th, 2012 07:56 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
worldsbestmarksman[This video should be private to Natasha. She gets a ping on her communicator, but it goes out to the barge at large. It should be but it's not because Clint is exhausted and looks - and smells - like he's been living in a tree for a couple of days. The big thing however is that he's dressed in a distinctly purple outfit (not that bad, but. but.) he has an extremely impressive combat bow slung in one hand.
And he is standing over a bear. It's at an awkward angle but there's a thing buried in it's side right between the ribs. Quick death. It's a big bear.
For clint's part there is also a very deep scratch running from one shoulder to his chest but he seems utterly oblivious to it.]
Hey so, remember Bolivia and the guy who was keeping captive animals to use as "cleaners" for his drug business? How did we dispose of the corpses again or was that Coulson?
[He suddenly misses Coulson. Reaching a hand down he pats the bear's head, picking up the communicator.] Also is that a regular thing or what? I really don't want to have to use my arrows to take down perpetually pissed off animals thanks, I mean this might have been a mom or she might have had a severe case of PMS or Cabin Fever or...
[That little public light is blinking. Clint ignores it.] I dunno, you want a bearskin rug? It seems a shame to waste it.
[Honestly at this point it's probably the bloodloss that's keeping him from noticing this is a public video. Those cuts are deep.]
[The post is subsequently locked private, but Clint will still take responses to it. they just might be, really grumpy responses.]
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Date: 2012-08-28 03:25 pm (UTC)Agent Barton, forget the bear for now and get your ass to the infirmary or I'll take you there myself.
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Date: 2012-08-28 03:28 pm (UTC)...This post wasn't directed at you Captain, all due respect. [Yep. A shade paler then it should be.] how'd you get into my communicator?
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Date: 2012-08-28 03:34 pm (UTC)[Because he will. Just ask Bucky.]
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Date: 2012-08-28 03:37 pm (UTC)[Frown] Everybody keeps saying infirmary no one is being clear on where it is exactly...Captain.
[He stares] plus the bear.
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Date: 2012-08-28 03:41 pm (UTC)Leave the bear, I'll find someone to help me move it. [....Though he can't help you on the skinning, there.]
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Date: 2012-08-28 03:29 pm (UTC)This is public.
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Date: 2012-08-28 03:32 pm (UTC)....sorry I didn't expect to be treed by a bear after escaping from a rock slide like something outta' spielberg.
[He presses a hand against his chest.] Is that why the Captain can see this?
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Date: 2012-08-28 03:36 pm (UTC)[She is just shaking her head a bit at you Clint but then her attention is dropping to the bear and yes, she is actually pondering what to do with it. Pushing it over the railing would be the quickest and easiest, but. It would be a waste.]
Bear meat's not bad. We could probably make jerky.
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Date: 2012-08-28 03:38 pm (UTC)[snort] Shoot all we need's deer meat and rattle snake and I'll feel right at home.
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Date: 2012-08-28 03:31 pm (UTC)Do you need a hand getting to the infirmary?
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Date: 2012-08-28 03:33 pm (UTC)[Except he smiles. Slightly] That would be great if I can figure out what to do with the bear first. Whoops- scratch that. Captain America might come save me.
[There is a degree of sarcasm there that...well yes.]
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Date: 2012-08-28 03:36 pm (UTC)[Private]
Date: 2012-08-28 03:40 pm (UTC)Knew brown bears weren't jungle typical. [frownfrownfrown. Clint bends and pulls out a very nasty looking knife...and puts it back.] No point in trying now. Um. 4 clicks from the temple entrance.
[which is now the entrance to the CES]
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Date: 2012-08-28 03:36 pm (UTC)[Dude did you just kill a bear]
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Date: 2012-08-28 03:41 pm (UTC)Because Director Fury would certainly listen to you.
[How do you know Nick Fury. Clint leans against the bear.]
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Date: 2012-08-28 03:55 pm (UTC)Considering I've been his consulting expert for two years, now? [... Well what Tony calls a "consulting expert" at least] Yeah. Pretty sure he owes me one.
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Date: 2012-08-28 04:01 pm (UTC)...So you did take the Job. Natasha was right. Lost a bet to myself.
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Date: 2012-08-28 04:03 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-08-28 04:12 pm (UTC)Yeah my- [long pause] You guys are welcome to it.
Caveat being the skin is mine. [bear skin rug okay.]
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Date: 2012-08-28 04:13 pm (UTC)I got mine. [He lifts something that seems to be a cross between skin and fur into the camera.]
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Date: 2012-08-28 04:17 pm (UTC)[weak eyebrow raise] What is that? I'm not normally a big hunter.
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Date: 2012-08-29 12:02 am (UTC)[Post everything, from the infirmary]
Date: 2012-08-29 12:07 am (UTC)[Post everything, from the infirmary]
Date: 2012-08-29 12:09 am (UTC)[Why does he know this from experience? This isn't something people should know.]
because arthur loves hunting :c
Date: 2012-08-29 05:42 am (UTC)