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[This video should be private to Natasha. She gets a ping on her communicator, but it goes out to the barge at large. It should be but it's not because Clint is exhausted and looks - and smells - like he's been living in a tree for a couple of days. The big thing however is that he's dressed in a distinctly purple outfit (not that bad, but. but.) he has an extremely impressive combat bow slung in one hand.

And he is standing over a bear. It's at an awkward angle but there's a thing buried in it's side right between the ribs. Quick death. It's a big bear.

For clint's part there is also a very deep scratch running from one shoulder to his chest but he seems utterly oblivious to it.]


Hey so, remember Bolivia and the guy who was keeping captive animals to use as "cleaners" for his drug business? How did we dispose of the corpses again or was that Coulson?

[He suddenly misses Coulson. Reaching a hand down he pats the bear's head, picking up the communicator.] Also is that a regular thing or what? I really don't want to have to use my arrows to take down perpetually pissed off animals thanks, I mean this might have been a mom or she might have had a severe case of PMS or Cabin Fever or...

[That little public light is blinking. Clint ignores it.] I dunno, you want a bearskin rug? It seems a shame to waste it.

[Honestly at this point it's probably the bloodloss that's keeping him from noticing this is a public video. Those cuts are deep.]


[The post is subsequently locked private, but Clint will still take responses to it. they just might be, really grumpy responses.]

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Date: 2012-08-28 03:25 pm (UTC)
thestarspangledman: (civvies: what the hell you say :|)
From: [personal profile] thestarspangledman
[He just sounds -- well, tired, and a little grumpy, because the last day or so hasn't been the greatest ever.]

Agent Barton, forget the bear for now and get your ass to the infirmary or I'll take you there myself.
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Date: 2012-08-28 03:34 pm (UTC)
thestarspangledman: (thor: hand up)
From: [personal profile] thestarspangledman
You left it public. Do I need to repeat myself, or should I just throw you over my shoulder and take you there?

[Because he will. Just ask Bucky.]

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Date: 2012-08-28 03:41 pm (UTC)
thestarspangledman: (Default)
From: [personal profile] thestarspangledman
I don't know if I'd call avoiding boulders a good time.

Leave the bear, I'll find someone to help me move it. [....Though he can't help you on the skinning, there.]

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Date: 2012-08-28 03:29 pm (UTC)
persuadeyou: (crashed a party with the czar)
From: [personal profile] persuadeyou
[Dear God you idiot you are bleeding and there's a dead bear and THIS IS PUBLIC at least he didn't use names but she has such a headache.]

This is public.

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Date: 2012-08-28 03:36 pm (UTC)
persuadeyou: (yup. Budapest.)
From: [personal profile] persuadeyou
Yeah.

[She is just shaking her head a bit at you Clint but then her attention is dropping to the bear and yes, she is actually pondering what to do with it. Pushing it over the railing would be the quickest and easiest, but. It would be a waste.]

Bear meat's not bad. We could probably make jerky.

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Date: 2012-08-28 03:31 pm (UTC)
batmanschmatman: (But who sleeps anymore I mean really.)
From: [personal profile] batmanschmatman
Public relations, huh?

Do you need a hand getting to the infirmary?

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Date: 2012-08-28 03:36 pm (UTC)
batmanschmatman: (If I hear one more thing about John Blak)
From: [personal profile] batmanschmatman
I'd worry about it once you're sure you're not gonna pass out. How far into the CES are you? [Because he's maybe already on his way to make sure one of its relatives isn't about to make a snack out of you.]

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Date: 2012-08-28 03:36 pm (UTC)
aggravating: (we have an army)
From: [personal profile] aggravating
... Remind me to send Fury a memo about getting you guys out of the creepy spy bubble for a while.

[Dude did you just kill a bear]

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Date: 2012-08-28 03:55 pm (UTC)
aggravating: (let's be real here)
From: [personal profile] aggravating
[He would much rather that he didn't know Fury, to be quite honest. The guys a dick on a good day and a slap in boot to the balls on a bad one.]

Considering I've been his consulting expert for two years, now? [... Well what Tony calls a "consulting expert" at least] Yeah. Pretty sure he owes me one.

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Date: 2012-08-28 04:03 pm (UTC)
with_my_teacup: (Default)
From: [personal profile] with_my_teacup
Bear still there? We can use that for the dinner shift.

Date: 2012-08-28 04:13 pm (UTC)
with_my_teacup: (Default)
From: [personal profile] with_my_teacup
[Shrug] You killed it, I wasn't gonna get picky.

I got mine. [He lifts something that seems to be a cross between skin and fur into the camera.]

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Date: 2012-08-29 12:02 am (UTC)
truth_is_cold: (rhade - snark)
From: [personal profile] truth_is_cold
[He is embarrassed for Natasha here. Because that's an awful lot of private information.] It doesn't look like now is the right time to be waxing nostalgic over bodies you've disposed of. Perhaps later?

[Post everything, from the infirmary]

Date: 2012-08-29 12:09 am (UTC)
truth_is_cold: (norm - so much not caring)
From: [personal profile] truth_is_cold
So I thought. But it still doesn't change the fact that grievous wounding is a bad time for personal discussion.

[Why does he know this from experience? This isn't something people should know.]

because arthur loves hunting :c

Date: 2012-08-29 05:42 am (UTC)
onceandfutureprat: (i can still beat your stupid stick)
From: [personal profile] onceandfutureprat
What did you kill it with?

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