001. [Accidental Video]
Aug. 28th, 2012 07:56 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
worldsbestmarksman[This video should be private to Natasha. She gets a ping on her communicator, but it goes out to the barge at large. It should be but it's not because Clint is exhausted and looks - and smells - like he's been living in a tree for a couple of days. The big thing however is that he's dressed in a distinctly purple outfit (not that bad, but. but.) he has an extremely impressive combat bow slung in one hand.
And he is standing over a bear. It's at an awkward angle but there's a thing buried in it's side right between the ribs. Quick death. It's a big bear.
For clint's part there is also a very deep scratch running from one shoulder to his chest but he seems utterly oblivious to it.]
Hey so, remember Bolivia and the guy who was keeping captive animals to use as "cleaners" for his drug business? How did we dispose of the corpses again or was that Coulson?
[He suddenly misses Coulson. Reaching a hand down he pats the bear's head, picking up the communicator.] Also is that a regular thing or what? I really don't want to have to use my arrows to take down perpetually pissed off animals thanks, I mean this might have been a mom or she might have had a severe case of PMS or Cabin Fever or...
[That little public light is blinking. Clint ignores it.] I dunno, you want a bearskin rug? It seems a shame to waste it.
[Honestly at this point it's probably the bloodloss that's keeping him from noticing this is a public video. Those cuts are deep.]
[The post is subsequently locked private, but Clint will still take responses to it. they just might be, really grumpy responses.]
[Private]
Date: 2012-08-28 03:40 pm (UTC)Knew brown bears weren't jungle typical. [frownfrownfrown. Clint bends and pulls out a very nasty looking knife...and puts it back.] No point in trying now. Um. 4 clicks from the temple entrance.
[which is now the entrance to the CES]
[Private]
Date: 2012-08-28 03:44 pm (UTC)Re: [Private]
Date: 2012-08-28 03:54 pm (UTC)Drag that big [he swoons] fucker to the kitchens.
[Private]
Date: 2012-08-28 04:03 pm (UTC)Stay on the line at least until I've got you in sight.
[Private]
Date: 2012-08-28 04:11 pm (UTC)[He assumes you're at least military-given that you know the jargon.]
You know the great thing about bows? They're a good walking stick. especially a recurve? I mean there's that added curve so you could use it as a staff if you wanted to fight hand-to-hand or you were out of arrows?
But also they're so sturdy. I would take bows, over guns, any day.
[Private]
Date: 2012-08-28 04:17 pm (UTC)They are pretty handy. I've got a friend who'd love to talk the talk with you.
Re: [Private]
Date: 2012-08-28 04:18 pm (UTC)[He talks all kinds of talk man.]
Not particularly how I wanted to make a big show of myself. You know, spend three days treed by a bear.
Honestly? I hate hunting. Your friend hunt?
[Private]
Date: 2012-08-28 04:27 pm (UTC)[Which really means vigilante, but.]
And he does hunt down bad guys, but I don't think he heads off into the woods to bring back a deer for dinner.
Re: [Private]
Date: 2012-08-28 04:35 pm (UTC)[Private]
Date: 2012-08-28 04:36 pm (UTC)Re: [Private]
Date: 2012-08-28 04:48 pm (UTC)If you have google in whatever universe you are from. [Clint is losing a lot of blood here]
You will see a very flattering picture of his son Barney, and his other son Clint dressed as tiny robin hoods working for a traveling 1970s circus. It's literally the third image that comes up in some old-school circus tumblr.
You will also see Stan the wonder horse. He's picture number two. I'm riding him.
[Private -> Spam]
Date: 2012-08-28 04:58 pm (UTC)And fortunately, Dick is catching up to you and pretty much immediately reaching into his jacket pocket for a field dressing, because always be prepared, right? And it's being pressed against the injury pretty much immediately, because personal space doesn't matter when someone's bleeding like that.]
Keep pressure on it, we're not that far from the infirmary. Gimme your arm.
Re: [Private -> Spam]
Date: 2012-08-28 05:03 pm (UTC)[He swoons] Yeah okay. Blood and food. Food would be great. Steve and Natasha coming for the bear?
[Please reassure him even if they are empty reassurances.]
[Spam]
Date: 2012-08-28 05:22 pm (UTC)They're coming. Just try to stay conscious, alright?
[Spam]
Date: 2012-08-28 05:34 pm (UTC)Okay good. You know there are circus groupies right?
Conscious I can do. [His brow furrows] you pull your buddy out of a lot of things like this?
[Spam]
Date: 2012-08-28 05:39 pm (UTC)Re: [Spam]
Date: 2012-08-28 05:42 pm (UTC)[Spam]
Date: 2012-08-28 05:47 pm (UTC)Re: [Spam]
Date: 2012-08-28 06:45 pm (UTC)My brother was a federal agent. I understand.
[Spam]
Date: 2012-08-28 07:58 pm (UTC)How are you holding up there?
Re: [Spam]
Date: 2012-08-28 08:19 pm (UTC)[Spam]
Date: 2012-08-28 11:46 pm (UTC)Re: [Spam]
Date: 2012-08-29 12:10 am (UTC)[Spam]
Date: 2012-08-29 01:48 am (UTC)