001. [Accidental Video]

[worldsbestmarksman]

[This video should be private to Natasha. She gets a ping on her communicator, but it goes out to the barge at large. It should be but it's not because Clint is exhausted and looks - and smells - like he's been living in a tree for a couple of days. The big thing however is that he's dressed in a distinctly purple outfit (not that bad, but. but.) he has an extremely impressive combat bow slung in one hand.

And he is standing over a bear. It's at an awkward angle but there's a thing buried in it's side right between the ribs. Quick death. It's a big bear.

For clint's part there is also a very deep scratch running from one shoulder to his chest but he seems utterly oblivious to it.]

Hey so, remember Bolivia and the guy who was keeping captive animals to use as "cleaners" for his drug business? How did we dispose of the corpses again or was that Coulson?

[He suddenly misses Coulson. Reaching a hand down he pats the bear's head, picking up the communicator.] Also is that a regular thing or what? I really don't want to have to use my arrows to take down perpetually pissed off animals thanks, I mean this might have been a mom or she might have had a severe case of PMS or Cabin Fever or...

[That little public light is blinking. Clint ignores it.] I dunno, you want a bearskin rug? It seems a shame to waste it.

[Honestly at this point it's probably the bloodloss that's keeping him from noticing this is a public video. Those cuts are deep.]


[The post is subsequently locked private, but Clint will still take responses to it. they just might be, really grumpy responses.]