001. [Accidental Video]
Aug. 28th, 2012 07:56 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
worldsbestmarksman[This video should be private to Natasha. She gets a ping on her communicator, but it goes out to the barge at large. It should be but it's not because Clint is exhausted and looks - and smells - like he's been living in a tree for a couple of days. The big thing however is that he's dressed in a distinctly purple outfit (not that bad, but. but.) he has an extremely impressive combat bow slung in one hand.
And he is standing over a bear. It's at an awkward angle but there's a thing buried in it's side right between the ribs. Quick death. It's a big bear.
For clint's part there is also a very deep scratch running from one shoulder to his chest but he seems utterly oblivious to it.]
Hey so, remember Bolivia and the guy who was keeping captive animals to use as "cleaners" for his drug business? How did we dispose of the corpses again or was that Coulson?
[He suddenly misses Coulson. Reaching a hand down he pats the bear's head, picking up the communicator.] Also is that a regular thing or what? I really don't want to have to use my arrows to take down perpetually pissed off animals thanks, I mean this might have been a mom or she might have had a severe case of PMS or Cabin Fever or...
[That little public light is blinking. Clint ignores it.] I dunno, you want a bearskin rug? It seems a shame to waste it.
[Honestly at this point it's probably the bloodloss that's keeping him from noticing this is a public video. Those cuts are deep.]
[The post is subsequently locked private, but Clint will still take responses to it. they just might be, really grumpy responses.]
Re: voice;
Date: 2012-08-28 03:37 pm (UTC)[Frown] Everybody keeps saying infirmary no one is being clear on where it is exactly...Captain.
[He stares] plus the bear.
voice;
Date: 2012-08-28 03:41 pm (UTC)Leave the bear, I'll find someone to help me move it. [....Though he can't help you on the skinning, there.]
voice;
Date: 2012-08-28 03:43 pm (UTC)[blank stare]
Waste not, want not. Get it to the kitchens if you can. Someone's coming to show me the way I guess but this thing.
[he stares at it again] ...He had me treed for three days. He needs to get to a place where I can skin him.
voice;
Date: 2012-08-28 06:47 pm (UTC)I'll leave the skinning to you after you get that gouge taken care of, I haven't got the slightest idea how to skin a bear.
Re: voice;
Date: 2012-08-28 07:11 pm (UTC)voice;
Date: 2012-08-28 11:21 pm (UTC)Re: voice;
Date: 2012-08-29 12:09 am (UTC)[bad joke]
voice;
Date: 2012-08-29 05:25 pm (UTC)Looks like it, but we aren't there, either.