001. [Accidental Video]
Aug. 28th, 2012 07:56 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
worldsbestmarksman[This video should be private to Natasha. She gets a ping on her communicator, but it goes out to the barge at large. It should be but it's not because Clint is exhausted and looks - and smells - like he's been living in a tree for a couple of days. The big thing however is that he's dressed in a distinctly purple outfit (not that bad, but. but.) he has an extremely impressive combat bow slung in one hand.
And he is standing over a bear. It's at an awkward angle but there's a thing buried in it's side right between the ribs. Quick death. It's a big bear.
For clint's part there is also a very deep scratch running from one shoulder to his chest but he seems utterly oblivious to it.]
Hey so, remember Bolivia and the guy who was keeping captive animals to use as "cleaners" for his drug business? How did we dispose of the corpses again or was that Coulson?
[He suddenly misses Coulson. Reaching a hand down he pats the bear's head, picking up the communicator.] Also is that a regular thing or what? I really don't want to have to use my arrows to take down perpetually pissed off animals thanks, I mean this might have been a mom or she might have had a severe case of PMS or Cabin Fever or...
[That little public light is blinking. Clint ignores it.] I dunno, you want a bearskin rug? It seems a shame to waste it.
[Honestly at this point it's probably the bloodloss that's keeping him from noticing this is a public video. Those cuts are deep.]
[The post is subsequently locked private, but Clint will still take responses to it. they just might be, really grumpy responses.]
[Private -> Spam]
Date: 2012-08-28 04:58 pm (UTC)And fortunately, Dick is catching up to you and pretty much immediately reaching into his jacket pocket for a field dressing, because always be prepared, right? And it's being pressed against the injury pretty much immediately, because personal space doesn't matter when someone's bleeding like that.]
Keep pressure on it, we're not that far from the infirmary. Gimme your arm.
Re: [Private -> Spam]
Date: 2012-08-28 05:03 pm (UTC)[He swoons] Yeah okay. Blood and food. Food would be great. Steve and Natasha coming for the bear?
[Please reassure him even if they are empty reassurances.]
no subject
Date: 2012-08-28 05:17 pm (UTC)[Spam]
Date: 2012-08-28 05:22 pm (UTC)They're coming. Just try to stay conscious, alright?
[Spam]
Date: 2012-08-28 05:34 pm (UTC)Okay good. You know there are circus groupies right?
Conscious I can do. [His brow furrows] you pull your buddy out of a lot of things like this?
no subject
Date: 2012-08-28 05:35 pm (UTC)Take it this might be a regular thing though?
[Spam]
Date: 2012-08-28 05:39 pm (UTC)Re: [Spam]
Date: 2012-08-28 05:42 pm (UTC)Re: [Private]
Date: 2012-08-28 05:43 pm (UTC)Let me know when you're out of the infirmary.
[Spam]
Date: 2012-08-28 05:47 pm (UTC)Re: [Private]
Date: 2012-08-28 06:38 pm (UTC)Re: [Spam]
Date: 2012-08-28 06:45 pm (UTC)My brother was a federal agent. I understand.
voice;
Date: 2012-08-28 06:47 pm (UTC)I'll leave the skinning to you after you get that gouge taken care of, I haven't got the slightest idea how to skin a bear.
Re: voice;
Date: 2012-08-28 07:11 pm (UTC)[Spam]
Date: 2012-08-28 07:58 pm (UTC)How are you holding up there?
Re: [Spam]
Date: 2012-08-28 08:19 pm (UTC)voice;
Date: 2012-08-28 11:21 pm (UTC)[Spam]
Date: 2012-08-28 11:46 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-08-29 12:02 am (UTC)[Post everything, from the infirmary]
Date: 2012-08-29 12:07 am (UTC)Re: voice;
Date: 2012-08-29 12:09 am (UTC)[bad joke]
[Post everything, from the infirmary]
Date: 2012-08-29 12:09 am (UTC)[Why does he know this from experience? This isn't something people should know.]
Re: [Spam]
Date: 2012-08-29 12:10 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-08-29 01:25 am (UTC)But it's warm.
What's regular, floods? Yeah, all the time.
[Spam]
Date: 2012-08-29 01:48 am (UTC)